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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:56
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
How many Russians really understand the state they live in?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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